Department of Temporal Affairs · Public file
Enter the Department
The following notices have been cleared for readers who have not completed the required plot-disclosure forms.
- 01Form typography directive
Courier New is mandated for official documents because it is neither decorative nor legible, discouraging unauthorized reading.
- 02Floor classification notice
The thirteenth floor exists structurally but remains administratively nonexistent.
- 03Queue protocol
Please take a number. If the queue has not yet been created, continue waiting in procedural order.
- 04Temporal incident
A suitcase containing mutually incompatible Thursdays must not be opened without the correct approval stamp.
Visitor orientation
Entry procedure
- Keep an official calendar within sight.
- Do not correct a form while it is correcting itself.
- If nearby pencils begin to roll, record the direction.
Counter restrictions
Items not accepted at the counter
Unstamped memories, verbal explanations, unauthorized Thursdays, forms completed in the future, and complaints about the complaints procedure.